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EILEEN KELLY: I'm too old for this (stuff)

EILEEN KELLY: I'm too old for this (stuff)Don’t be friends with actors.  Sure they’re wonderful and talented and fun, but you turn around and you’re forty-one years old and they’re still asking you to help them move.  If you’ve got a bag of feathers I’ll help you move it. Otherwise,  I’m too old.  Hire movers. Paying your friends in beer and a pizza for moving the entire contents of your apartment doesn’t cut it anymore. And while I'm at it....
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EILEEN KELLY: Lookin' out for No. 1

EILEEN KELLY: Lookin' out for No. 1I’m on a bus from New York City yesterday and two women are behind me talking so loudly that, after fighting it off for about five minutes, I had to give up trying to have my own thoughts and eavesdrop on their conversation. “Don’t be comin’ to me for marital advice because I ain’t the one.  Girl, I am tellin’ you I have about had it...."
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EILEEN KELLY: When love isn't enough

EILEEN KELLY: When love isn't enoughThere are topics people won't touch at cocktail parties because it’s not “polite conversation.”  These are subjects folks secretly want to discuss, but, when broached over hummus and Merlot, makes them uncomfortable.  These are precisely the things I like to discuss. So here goes: My husband and I just graduated from couple’s therapy.
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MOMIC RELIEF: So much for that Christmas plan

MOMIC RELIEF: So much for that Christmas planWith the help of the internet and Costco, I finished my Christmas shopping early this year. Wait, don’t be jealous yet. I was feeling very self-satisfied and on top of things when my kids decided to write their letters to Santa. And NOTHING that they had been talking about for the last few weeks was on their lists.

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MOMIC RELIEF: Just turned 41? Turn it up!

MOMIC RELIEF: Just turned 41? Turn it up!

I’m a full-time mom.  You know the type.  My days are spent cooking meals, doing dishes, buying groceries, doing laundry, walking dogs, wiping noses, clipping toenails, and performing every other pleasant and unpleasant task required to keep two kids and two dogs alive and relatively healthy. But there’s something you don’t know about me. It started on my 41st birthday....

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